http://emsfinity.tumblr.com emsfinity
s t o p being such a pessimist, it’s bad for t e a m moral
http://everett-darren.tumblr.com/post/97908955114 everett-darren
http://amyrorys.tumblr.com/post/96390080275/get-to-know-me-meme-1-5-favorite-friendships amyrorys

amyrorys:

get to know me meme: 

[1/5] favorite friendships → ten/donna

http://americagiveup.tumblr.com/post/20082035553/socialism-you-have-2-cows-and-you-give-one-to americagiveup
  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
  • Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
  • Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
  • Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different governments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
  • Achievement Hunter: You have one cow and he gets put in a hole.
  • Captain America: You have two cows, one is brainwashed and the other falls out of plane. The first jumps out after him. Everyone cries a lot.
  • Hannibal Lecter: Doesn't have any cows, but somehow still has hamburger
  • Will Graham: Rescues 2 cows and 5 more dogs. He now has 13 dogs and 2 cows living on his property. This is his design
http://fdelopera.tumblr.com/post/98227161278/happy-birthday-to-le-fantome-de-lopera-on fdelopera

fdelopera:

Happy birthday to Le Fantôme de l’Opéra! On Thursday, 23 September, 1909, the first section of Gaston Leroux’s novel was printed in the Parisian daily newspaper, Le Gaulois. Phantom has now been in print for 105 years!

http://how-ood.tumblr.com/post/67916096528 how-ood

merlins-superwholock:

one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all:

audreyii-fic:

Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord

*blames himself to get himself out of trouble*

with himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPCmmZifE8 youtube.com

sixseasonsandamovie:

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Miss America Pageant

Trust me, watch this segment. It’s fantastic, not just for the humour, but for the excellent investigative journalism that they put into it too.

http://inactive-ughjohnwatson.tumblr.com/post/76916547883 inactive-ughjohnwatson

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words
http://prongsvssquid.tumblr.com/post/89173792763/tbh-dress-codes-are-fine-as-long-as-they-are-about prongsvssquid

prongsvssquid:

tbh dress codes are fine as long as they are about looking professional and appropriate for a learning/working environment and not about ‘don’t distract the boys’ and slut-shaming, and as long as it’s enforced equally for all genders

it is the sexist attitude about it that needs to be changed, not the fact that there *is* such a thing as dress codes

http://tonight-you-are-my-little-bitch.tumblr.com/post/47671543651 tonight-you-are-my-little-bitch

spn-rants:

Cas: always in a constant state of 1000% done.

http://sandandglass.tumblr.com/post/98138013882 sandandglass
http://harrypotterdailly.tumblr.com/post/97892344207 harrypotterdailly
http://timelordgifs.tumblr.com/post/91947444728 timelordgifs
http://chalujugo.tumblr.com/post/97929746597 chalujugo

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